Dear valued patrons,
We are thrilled to unveil an exciting development that will take our beloved library into the future: the introduction of our groundbreaking LibroBots! After extensive research and consultation with tech experts, we are proud to announce that we will be modernizing our library operations by replacing library staff with cutting-edge Artificial Intelligence (AI) systems.
Dubbed “LibroBots,” these AI librarians represent a monumental leap forward in how we deliver information and services to our community. These LibroBots feature lightning-fast search algorithms that can return 100,000 of the most popular potential answers for you to wade through. Their speedy language translation capabilities can misinterpret linguistic nuance as fast as a person can speak. And their personalized book recommendations are guaranteed to bring you the latest bestselling titles from major publishing houses in your preferred genre. The LibroBots are poised to revolutionize the way you interact with literature and knowledge!
We understand that change can be daunting, but we believe that by sacrificing the small concessions of human empathy and creativity, we can solidify our unwavering commitment to providing you with the most efficient, uniform, technologically-advanced service possible.
Thank you for your continued support as we embark on this bold new chapter together. Here’s to a future filled with endless possibilities and boundless information!
Warm regards (and don’t forget to check your calendars),
St Croix Falls Public Library Human (Former) Staff
(this article written with help from ChatGPT)